This week, I've been listening to the often-whimsical, occasionally nonsensical statements my daughter makes. Here are a few of the many gems....
"Look at me! I'm like a little bishop!"
(Said while moving diagonally across the parquet floors. Brett has been teaching her chess--she seems to enjoy the game, mostly because of its long list of rules. She likes rules.)
"Seven-year-olds get iPhones."
(Oh? This was news to me.)
"If spiders ate flowers, they'd have to be, like, a tarantula eating a forget-me-not."
(Hmm, I suppose that size differential is just about right.)
"Only [the] French can see invisible things."
Stay tuned next week for some wise words from my son, who also has his fair share of bon mots.